Que sais-je? I'm just a Cosmonaut of Inner Space.

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

GOOD PEOPLE!

likeroscoe:

marxisforbros:

I’m going to buy shit like this for Rhiann even though she’d probably hate it. Because if you can’t play dress ups with your girlfriend then what’s the point? I remember being a toddler and playing dress ups with my sister and her friends and suddenly their parents all burst out laughing when they saw us and my mother said “I know, he doesn’t know they’re girl’s clothes”. And I was like, who doesn’t know what’s girl’s clothes? But I quickly realized that the clothes in the dress ups box weren’t gender neutral and in an instant I was incredibly embarrassed and one of my favourite pass times was stripped from me because I felt it was inappropriate. But now I have a girlfriend, and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to take the past seventeen years that I’ve spent admiring women’s clothes and force it all on her.

Yay?

-thebadguy:

“Turn us away, and we will burn you first.”

curlespuyol:

kalreegars:

ifbythisyoumeanthat:

sorenhateseverything:

good

At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.

#requiescat in mordor